G and BB arguing over breakfast – again – so I suggested they didn't have enough to do in their day and that I might assign extra chores.
BB: Such as?
Me: Such as mopping the floor – without the mop – on your hands and knees.
BB (excited): Like Cinderella!
Me: Uhh, sure.
BB: Okay, I'll mop the floor!
G: I want to scrub the oven!