Identity

M (to X): You're Tony Stark!
X: No!
Me: Are you "Capkin Merica"?
X: No!
Me: Hulk?
X: No!
Me: Hawkeye?
X: No!
Me: Xavier?
X: No!
Me: Then who are you?
X: I big boy!

Mush

X wasn't being allowed anymore candy one evening, so he busied himself with smooshing one inside its wrapper.

Me (in Chinese): Don't do that [to the candy], who's going to eat it [now]?
X (in English): I will.

Candy!

Don't have a group photo of Halloween costumes: G was Black Widow (Avengers); BB was a ghoul with glowing red eyes; Z a witch; M and M2 princesses; and X Peter Pan / Robin Hood. BB made him a little green cap with feather, but he refused to wear it.