J (coming in from outside): Daddy! Come see this bird poo!
Me: What kind of bird poo is it?
J: I don't know, it's just a big bird poo.
Me: Is it duck poo?
J: No, it's bird poo.
Me: Chicken poo?
J: No.
(I convince Drew to go out and see the "bird poo".)
Drew: It was a toad.
